Mom Wisdom

In honor of Mother's Day I wanted to post my favorite words of wisdom by Mom. Maybe I'm just tired but I can't remember all of them off the top of my head, so please share your favorites! "Dogs are babies that never grow up." "Your children do love you but they will ALWAYS take advantage of you." "Never wake a sleeping baby."

Our parents are kind of cool...

Dad: "The ballet should be rater R."
Mom: "I never understood my children, they have always enjoyed a good fall." 

Minnesota

Katy: "Why are there two cities? . . .It seems . . . stupid."

Michelle: "I don't like the way Mom pours milk into my cereal. She puts in way too much!"
Carolyn: "Michelle, I think that's a sign that you should learn to pour your own cereal."
Michelle: "I've known how to pour my own cereal for the past five years!"

Katy: "Maaaaaaaaaaaaa-om!"

Shuttle Guy: "Kaylor?"
Katy: "Sampson?"

Michelle: "Can I go to first class to talk with Elder Cook?"

Gloria: "It's very frustrating! I have all the answers!!"

Meleece: "Do you know how to zone shoulders?"

Keith Urban: "Call the babysitter and tell them you're going to be late tonight!"

Carolyn: "We're only watching this because she's married to Keith Urban."

Dad has a pony...

Dad: "Nanc, where are my riding pants?"

Mom: "For your pony?"

A Little Machine

Mom, Dad, and Michelle were in Salt Lake and wanted to find a Zupas. Dad was able to look up where one was located on his phone.

Mom: "Good thing Dad had that little machine."

Michelle: "You mean his phone?"

Mom: "Oh, yes."

Carter's Listening

Carter: "Mom! Tommy is in the chair that I want to sit on!"

Carolyn: "Well, Carter, you've got to share. Because sharing is the right thing to do. And doing the right thing . . . "

Carter: "Yeah, I know Mom, blah-blah-blah, it makes you feel good."

Snakes

Jake: "You know what's great about snakes in this area? There are a lot of hospitals around."

Me: " . . . "