Minnesota

Katy: "Why are there two cities? . . .It seems . . . stupid."

Michelle: "I don't like the way Mom pours milk into my cereal. She puts in way too much!"
Carolyn: "Michelle, I think that's a sign that you should learn to pour your own cereal."
Michelle: "I've known how to pour my own cereal for the past five years!"

Katy: "Maaaaaaaaaaaaa-om!"

Shuttle Guy: "Kaylor?"
Katy: "Sampson?"

Michelle: "Can I go to first class to talk with Elder Cook?"

Gloria: "It's very frustrating! I have all the answers!!"

Meleece: "Do you know how to zone shoulders?"

Keith Urban: "Call the babysitter and tell them you're going to be late tonight!"

Carolyn: "We're only watching this because she's married to Keith Urban."