Carter's Listening

Carter: "Mom! Tommy is in the chair that I want to sit on!"

Carolyn: "Well, Carter, you've got to share. Because sharing is the right thing to do. And doing the right thing . . . "

Carter: "Yeah, I know Mom, blah-blah-blah, it makes you feel good."

Snakes

Jake: "You know what's great about snakes in this area? There are a lot of hospitals around."

Me: " . . . "