Shapes

Me: "Look at me, I'm a sphere."
Jake: "You're more like a weeble."

Mmm...Mmm...Good

Me: What do you want for dinner, Carter?
Carter: Butt Soup.

Crazy

Me: "If I go crazy, would you put me in a home?"
Jake: "No, I wouldn't be able to stand it."
Me: "But what if I don't even realize it, and it's a nice place?"
Jake: "I'll stay with you."
Me: "But what if I'm surrounded by nice people?"
Jake: "I will surround you! I will be nice!"

Torando

Jake and I were listening to some guys on the radio talk about the tornadoes in Oklahoma (who taught us a new word, "tornadic"). And one of them asked what would we as Texans do in that situation because here in Dallas, we don't have basements. The other guy said, "Well, you pray . . . and then if you're in the house that is the only one left standing in the entire neighborhood you're good. But if you're in the house where nothing is left but the foundation . . . it was your time to go." I thought it was funny, in a dark way. So if there is a tornado you'll live or you will die, we have no control of our destinies here. :-)