Our parents are kind of cool...

Dad: "The ballet should be rater R."
Mom: "I never understood my children, they have always enjoyed a good fall." 

Minnesota

Katy: "Why are there two cities? . . .It seems . . . stupid."

Michelle: "I don't like the way Mom pours milk into my cereal. She puts in way too much!"
Carolyn: "Michelle, I think that's a sign that you should learn to pour your own cereal."
Michelle: "I've known how to pour my own cereal for the past five years!"

Katy: "Maaaaaaaaaaaaa-om!"

Shuttle Guy: "Kaylor?"
Katy: "Sampson?"

Michelle: "Can I go to first class to talk with Elder Cook?"

Gloria: "It's very frustrating! I have all the answers!!"

Meleece: "Do you know how to zone shoulders?"

Keith Urban: "Call the babysitter and tell them you're going to be late tonight!"

Carolyn: "We're only watching this because she's married to Keith Urban."

Dad has a pony...

Dad: "Nanc, where are my riding pants?"

Mom: "For your pony?"

A Little Machine

Mom, Dad, and Michelle were in Salt Lake and wanted to find a Zupas. Dad was able to look up where one was located on his phone.

Mom: "Good thing Dad had that little machine."

Michelle: "You mean his phone?"

Mom: "Oh, yes."

Carter's Listening

Carter: "Mom! Tommy is in the chair that I want to sit on!"

Carolyn: "Well, Carter, you've got to share. Because sharing is the right thing to do. And doing the right thing . . . "

Carter: "Yeah, I know Mom, blah-blah-blah, it makes you feel good."

Snakes

Jake: "You know what's great about snakes in this area? There are a lot of hospitals around."

Me: " . . . "

Tablet Broo-ha-ha

Jake: "Meleece! Try writing on my awesome computer tablet! Since I got a new screen it's like writing on an ipad!"

Meleece tries to write the words, "I love Jake."

Tablet: "Cleave Bake!"

She tries again.

Tablet: "I love Jakf."

Say what?

Jake: "I think the only drinking fountain I ever saw in Germany was at an LDS meetinghouse."

Meleece: "Well you know those race-horses in Europe, they're pretty scarce."

Jake: ". . . Racehorses?"

Meleece: "Resources!"

Stefon!

I love this!