Tablet Broo-ha-ha

Jake: "Meleece! Try writing on my awesome computer tablet! Since I got a new screen it's like writing on an ipad!"

Meleece tries to write the words, "I love Jake."

Tablet: "Cleave Bake!"

She tries again.

Tablet: "I love Jakf."

Say what?

Jake: "I think the only drinking fountain I ever saw in Germany was at an LDS meetinghouse."

Meleece: "Well you know those race-horses in Europe, they're pretty scarce."

Jake: ". . . Racehorses?"

Meleece: "Resources!"